BBC Three Show Generator

Make your own high quality documentaries for BBC Three with this little tool, and share them straight to Twitter. Warning: you may come across some previously made BBC Three programmes with this. That’s not a bug, just a side effect of being formulaic.

Oh, and Zai Bennett? Just send the cheque in the post. Thanks. x

Being below the age of 21, it seems assumed that mass-market entertainment will not hold my attention, and that things generally deemed to be of quality will not appeal to me in the slightest.

Thankfully there have been efforts to solve this problem. So enter BBC Three, a place where shows can be categorised by containing either sex or sluts – or if the commissioner has their way, both.

The channel is nothing if not formulaic. Just take three topics that could be combined as issues, stick them together, and bam – “Young, British and Angry”. There’s an hour of programming.

From “The vicious cycle of BBC Three”

3 Responses to BBC Three Show Generator

  1. Channel 4 Commissioning Editor says:

    We need to talk

  2. Ribbo says:

    *click*

    MY VIRGIN FATHER
    later: TOP GEAR

    Instant classic!

  3. Char says:

    Bald, Underpaid and Lapdancing

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