BBC Three Show Generator

Make your own high quality documentaries for BBC Three with this little tool, and share them straight to Twitter. Warning: you may come across some previously made BBC Three programmes with this. That’s not a bug, just a side effect of being formulaic.

Oh, and whoever’s in charge of BBC Three? Just send the cheque in the post. I hear there’s a digital budget or something like that now. Ta. x

48 Responses to BBC Three Show Generator

  1. Channel 4 Commissioning Editor says:

    We need to talk

  2. Ribbo says:

    *click*

    MY VIRGIN FATHER
    later: TOP GEAR

    Instant classic!

  3. Char says:

    Bald, Underpaid and Lapdancing

  4. Rob says:

    INBRED,
    CONFUSED,
    AND AT WAR

    Nice to know that BBC Three are making serious documentaries about former American presidents, as well as the normal stuff about sex.

  5. Longun says:

    Next: My Drunk Baby

    Later: Two pints

  6. This is brilliant, gave me a good laugh!

    ‘TRANSGENDER, ANOREXIC AND ON FIRE’

  7. Mike says:

    The Worlds Most Getting Married Baby?!

  8. Richard says:

    The Worst Place to be Imaginary

  9. BBC Director General says:

    Once we have got this Jimmy Savile stuff out of the way, let’s talk. You can reach my secretary at – George.Entwistle@bbc.co.uk

  10. Alex says:

    Wonderful: ‘TRANSGENDER, WIDOWED AND HOMELESS’

  11. Catherine Rowlands (@cjr1968) says:

    But where are all the ones about vampires, werewolves, ghosts and zombies? My Zombie Best Friend? Drunk, Dead and incontinent? The Worst Place to be a Werewolf? The World’s most haunting Ghost?

  12. Fin says:

    The World’s Most on Fire Girlfriend

  13. Colm says:

    Angry, British and Me

    Later: American Dad

  14. Princess Charming says:

    “My Overweight Boyfriend”. At last, a show about ME (and my boyfriend obvs, but really it’s about ME).

  15. Tom Gardiner says:

    The Day My Son Died And Survived It

    Later: EastEnders

  16. Reece Lloyd says:

    Transgender, Naked and Filthy : sounds like a porn film !

    This is just hilarious !

  17. cheeseywiz98 says:

    The World’s Most Hungover Child

    Later:
    Family Guy Double Bill

  18. cheeseywiz98 says:

    Next: The World’s Most Homosexual Child

    Later: Snog, Marry, Avoid

  19. Ildtarian says:

    Next: MY RACIST CHILD

    Later: FAMILY GUY DOUBLE BILL

  20. Blargheon says:

    Next:

    Unemployed, Prone and Filthy

    Later: Two Pints

    Well, that’s really sad.

  21. Blargheon says:

    Next:

    The Worst Place To Be Homosexual

    Later: American Dad

    Oh my freaking gosh.

  22. The Norwegian says:

    Homeless, racist and me

    Next: two pints

  23. Anthony Tattersall says:

    Bald, Islamist and Possessed

  24. Dave says:

    Next:

    Extreme curling with Ross Kemp

    Later:

    Celebrity knife fighting

  25. Blossom says:

    Too funny! I’m sure I’ve seen an advert for this!

    Famous And Virgin: Stacey Dooley Investigates

    Later: Two Pints Double Bill

  26. Tom Bush says:

    It’s almost like you knew they were going to axe it!

  27. do i need to tell you says:

    The worlds most possessed father

    later: two pints

    a classic, in my opinion, great show

  28. Jorn says:

    Teenage, sexy and in prison, MY UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND, THE WORLD’S MOST HOMOSEXUAL CHILD, DWARF, BRITISH AND HOMOSEXUAL…

  29. Maniac says:

    1st attempt: “Dwarf, Widowed and Hungover” Later “Two Pints Double Bill”

  30. dakota says:

    my widowed girlfriend

  31. Doomwolf989 says:

    The world’s most homeless sister. Sounds like mine!

  32. Jay says:

    Autistic, Naked and Homeless…

  33. jon says:

    Deaf, Rich and Homosexual

    Later: Two Pints Double Bill

  34. charlie says:

    the worst place to be a virgin, later: family guy

  35. Kerbal says:

    My Underage Child XD

  36. Ben says:

    “My Pregnant Father”

  37. Sam Wich says:

    DWARF, NAKED AND IN PRISON

  38. Samuel Kyle says:

    THE WORLD’S MOST POSSESSED BABY

  39. Sam says:

    INBRED AND PREGNANT: STACEY DOOLEY INVESTIGATES

    Later: FAMILY GUY

  40. Batman says:

    Next: deaf, naked and on fire
    Later: top gear

  41. Derpman says:

    Next:
    MY BRITISH FATHER

    Later: AMERICAN DAD

    Wut.

  42. Charis Summerill says:

    Hahahahaha

    The worst place to be naked

    Later
    Two pints double bill

  43. Sincerly Amused says:

    The worlds most mugged baby

  44. Procrastinator says:

    “The World’s Most Lapdancing Baby” Oh god… Please no.

  45. Awesome man says:

    My rich child

    Later; American dad

  46. Someguy says:

    the worlds most Getting married brother

  47. Toad says:

    *Click*
    Up Next;
    THE WORLDS MOST HOMOSEXUAL CHILD

    And After; TWO PINTS

  48. BBC 3 President says:

    We need to talk. Oh, and “Teenage, Rich, and Getting Married”. It’s not nice to talk about the Princess like that.

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