Make your own high quality documentaries for BBC Three with this little tool, and share them straight to Twitter. Warning: you may come across some previously made BBC Three programmes with this. That’s not a bug, just a side effect of being formulaic.
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MY VIRGIN FATHER
later: TOP GEAR
Instant classic!
Bald, Underpaid and Lapdancing
INBRED,
CONFUSED,
AND AT WAR
Nice to know that BBC Three are making serious documentaries about former American presidents, as well as the normal stuff about sex.
Next: My Drunk Baby
Later: Two pints
This is brilliant, gave me a good laugh!
‘TRANSGENDER, ANOREXIC AND ON FIRE’
The Worlds Most Getting Married Baby?!
The Worst Place to be Imaginary
Once we have got this Jimmy Savile stuff out of the way, let’s talk. You can reach my secretary at – George.Entwistle@bbc.co.uk
Wonderful: ‘TRANSGENDER, WIDOWED AND HOMELESS’
But where are all the ones about vampires, werewolves, ghosts and zombies? My Zombie Best Friend? Drunk, Dead and incontinent? The Worst Place to be a Werewolf? The World’s most haunting Ghost?
The World’s Most on Fire Girlfriend
Angry, British and Me
Later: American Dad
“My Overweight Boyfriend”. At last, a show about ME (and my boyfriend obvs, but really it’s about ME).
The Day My Son Died And Survived It
Later: EastEnders